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#sysadmin
Shout out to @GiantDays #comic 💖

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Oh look at the time. I suppose I should go reheat my forgotten tea for the nth time today 🍵

RT @crazypedia@twitter.com: Quae cum rectum quid, omnino populi non habes certe #Latin #sysadmin #motto
https://twitter.com/crazypedia/status/788924708502634496

#Introductions #NewHere #introduction

A #nerd #geek whatever. I make a living doing #SysAdmin work, which I enjoy. I love learning about & working with complex systems & have a particular interested in #CyberSecurity. It's all a giant moving #puzzle, love it!

I also love #SciFi and #Fantasy, as well as #microfiction. I love #Procedurally #Generative #art and #ZeroPlayer #videogames.

I'm on #Mastodon because I believe #federation is better for humans then silos.

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RT @EveOnline@twitter.com
Ms steal ya boy 💋

RT @ASmallFiction@twitter.com
"How can I feel strong?" she said.

"This hate potion would do," the witch said.

"Oh. How can I BE strong?"

"Don't take the hate potion."

RT @hacks4pancakes@twitter.com
One hour to connect a student to the community:
- BrakeSec, Derbycon Slacks
- SecurityWeekly, BrakeSec, Silver Bullet, and ISC podcasts
- Found 3 closest BSides
- Explained basic con going, CTF, and CFP.
- Linked CyberScoop, Dark Reading, Krebs, Cluley, TheReg

RT @ellalowgren@twitter.com
Community: Why can't we use racial & homophobic slurs?
Me: Because that's hate speech.
Community: Why can't we use hate speech?
Me: Because it violates our Community Guidelines.
Community: But freedom of speech -
ME: Our game, our community, our rules.
Community: But -
Me: NO.

Publish the name of every judge and prosecutor that convicts children 🤬
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Children as young as 3 are appearing in court without their parents to plead their case to stay in the country. https://www.nbcnews.com/health/health-news/defendants-diapers-immigrant-toddlers-appear-court-alone-n887356
https://twitter.com/resistbot/status/1012410986312151040

The Captain has spoken!
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this isn't useful feedback
https://twitter.com/swear_trek/status/1012410485117980680

This is a powerful undocumented #Microsoft API and I'm upset this was not disclosed sooner so that a few groups could profit at the expense of many small businesses.
#infosec #netsec #sysadmin
Exposing the Secret Office 365 Forensics Tool | LMG Security https://lmgsecurity.com/exposing-the-secret-office-365-forensics-tool/

Thread by @ACotonio@twitter.com: "#infosec moment: Met a gentleman this morning outside our agency building today. Enjoyed some small talk; turns out he just got picked up for a dream infosec job. His first actually. Had joined the USAF in aircraft maintenance […]" https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1012171289472012288.html

RT @kellabyte@twitter.com
Recently I got to work on a project that really stressed Amazon AWS scalability. You want to talk scale?

We spun up a cluster of 100,000 AWS instances multiple times.

2+ million CPU cores.

I got to work on something so big a cloud provider learned about their scale bottlenecks

Lost another one to Abyssal space. This is turning into an expensive endeavor :s
#TweetFleet #StreamFleet #EveOnline
Moa | Darian Mech | #Killmail https://zkillboard.com/detail/70932494/

Picked out some of my summer reading 📖
#crisc #infosec #sysadmin #study

RT @swear_trek@twitter.com
wait wait wait wait

RT @repjohnlewis@twitter.com
I never thought I would live to see a day when the Supreme Court of the United States would again make a decision as inhumane as Dred Scott v. Sandford or Korematsu v. United States. #StandWithMuslims #NoMuslimBanEver

RT @shenanigansen@twitter.com
Overwatch Players: "I hate these assholes on my team so mu--"

Blizzard: "We're introducing endorsement badges for good sportsmanship."

Overwatch Players:

RT @dmbeucler@twitter.com
I read through my FB memories today, and 3 years ago the Supreme court ruled in favor of national same sex marriage. And I listened to the news this afternoon and just...

Thread by @RinChupeco: "Speaking as someone born in the last years of a dictatorship, you Americans are already several steps in one. Ferdinand Marcos' greatest trick was convincing people all protesters were communist animals, so when they went missing, few cared […]" https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1011459751660552192.html

You know that trope where someone ordering wine is shown the bottom of the cork?

What if there were, like, Laffy taffy jokes there? 🤔